Saturday, March 22, 2008

Little Britain Abroad...

... Kenny Craig in Supermarket Sweep!

This is easily the funniest thing I have seen in the news for a long time.

“Police in Italy have issued footage of a man who is suspected of hypnotising supermarket checkout staff to hand over money from their cash registers.

In every case, the last thing staff reportedly remember is the thief leaning over and saying: "Look into my eyes", before finding the till empty.”
BBC News

I confess; the first thing I did when I read that last line is check the date to see if it was April the 1st!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

I Have Piles

Yep, I have piles. Piles of washing, piles of dishes, piles of dust, piles of unopened mail…

Someone told me you could get a cream for it to soothe the itching. Is that the itching to run away? She didn’t say how or where to apply it though…